Saturday, September 23, 2006

FUCK THA HAJIS!


I rewrote the lyrics to "Fuck Tha Police" by Dope, something that I have wanted to do since I first heard the song. I don't like rap, and especially not gangsta rap, but the melody and beat of this song seems really appropriate for the new lyrics. It is written from the persepective of a hard core soldier in Iraq or Afghanistan.I hope you like it, and any of our soldiers reading this blog like it too.

FUCK THA HAJIS (new lyrics for "Fuck Tha Police" by Dope)

Fuck tha hajis, comin' straight from the free and proud.

Mother fuckers got it bad cause i'm allowed,

To draw a baby raper prophet, and makes a fatwa

Calling for my head off.

Fuck that shit cause I ain't the one,

For a punk mother fucker with a koran and a gun,

To be shooting at and threatenin’ with hell,

We can go toe to toe cuz I stay an infidel.

Tryin’ to behead me cuz I’m a stranger,

You’re pissin me off, your all in danger.

Shooting at my humvee from your motorbike,

Yeah mother fucker, i'm callin’ in an airstrike.

You'd rather see the whole world end,

Than have an infidel for a friend.

I’ll shoot a haji out of shape,

And when i'm finished, bring the yellow tape,

To tape off the scene of the slaughter.

Still gettin' strong off MREs and water.

I don't know if they're pigs or what,

With their face in the dirt and a raised up butt.

A mother fucker on the war path,

And when i'm finished,

There's gonna be a blood bathof hajis dyin' on my way,

Yeah I got somethin' to say:

FUCK THA HAJIS, FUCK THA HAJIS , FUCK THA HAJIS
FUCK THA HAJIS, FUCK THA HAJIS, FUCK THA HAJIS

Fuck tha hajis and I said it with authority,

Cause the US has military superiority.

Bullets are flying all around me,

While you're a scared little maggot and hide behind your baby.

But that shit don't work, I just laugh.

My Stryker don’t stop for nothing in its path.

Jihadis, i'm sayin' fuck you punk.

Fuck your koran and shit, it's all junk.

You better say your prayers when you stand,

With a rag on your head and a gun in your hand.

Our Apaches and Cobras are hunting you down,

Our Barrett 50 cals will put you in the ground.

It is so sweet to watch your raghead ass,

Go up in a white phosphorous blast.

Takin' out a haji will make my day,

An infidel like me don't give a fuck to say:

FUCK THA HAJIS, FUCK THA HAJIS, FUCK THA HAJIS
FUCK THA HAJIS, FUCK THA HAJIS, FUCK THA HAJIS

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