
Date: Fri, 20 Oct 2006 20:18:04 -0700 (PDT)
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Mr. Helbawy-
Happy Ramadan. I hope everything's festive for you and your family.
I write to you and your Muslim Brotherhood brothers on behalf of all my Happy Extremist brothers at The Happy Extremist (THE) website, which can be found at
You were probably looking forward to New York, and it's all so very wrong. Persona non grata, no rolling Eastside, no biting the Big Apple, no breezing with the posse at NYU. But it's 2006 and, as ya know, we have Johnnie Shoebombers running around.
Anyways, it could all be for the best seeing as New York is filled with whining Liberals, you do know that, right? These Liberal people are the ones who offer free vouchers for methadone treatments, free syringe needles, free condoms, free meals and a free place to crash to druggies who are too cooked to work. It's insane. Not like drug addicts don't need help, but I'm certain you'll agree that free how-to kits, a comfortable place to stretch and extra hugs isn't exactly the first step on the road to recovery.
Also, you've probably had enough of the circus spectacle that is humanity over in London Town to care much of seeing more of the same stateside. But let's face it, Kamal, America's revolving door looks like it's closed for good, to you anyway. I'm just sad you didn't get to see Wisconsin or Vermont or the other tidier parts of this country.
This rambling letter is leading up to this: I'd like to invite you to log-on to our website where you can get your fill of all-u-can-eat America via the world wide web. Dude, we rock. You get to pick out a nickname and your own avatar, it's like wearing a funny hat at a party full of people wearing funny hats.
We've had some moderate Muslims participate. I won't hide the truth. None lasted. The low brow humor and playground bullying probably got old. But see, that's how life really is in a secular world full of half-wits, or at the U.N..
You think about it and consider yourself always welcome to, as our logo says, grab a baseball bat and come on in.
Respectfully Yours,
Carter Holmes
Oct. 18, 2006 - A leading member of Britain’s Muslim community, headed to New York for an academic conference, was forced to leave his transatlantic flight without explanation by the U.S. Department of Homeland Security earlier today.
The removal of Kamal Helbawy, the 80-year-old founder of the Muslim Association of Britain, came just minutes before his American Airlines flight was due to take off from London’s Heathrow Airport. The incident is the latest instance in which U.S. security officials have denied prominent Muslim leaders entry to the United States.