TO: All Progressive American Citizens
FM: Director, USSS
RE. "The Freedom Fighter's Journal"
Dear Progressive Citizens of The United States of America:
Because of your repeated and very emotional requests to The White House, this Blog under the ownership of "Ronbo" has been shut down in the interest of NATIONAL SECURITY. As is well known to Progressive Citizens, "Ronbo" has been very critical of President Obama and has said a "Second American Revolution" is inevitable. This is treason and not a lawful exercise of his rights under the First Amendment. An arrest warrant for "Ronbo" (under the name of John Doe) has been issued by the U.S. Attorney General. The physical description of "Ronbo" is as follows: white male, age range 40 to 60, hair is grey or brown, may or may not be wearing a beard, height range is five ten to six feet, weight range 180 to 200 pounds. This individual is to be considered armed and dangerous. He should not be approached by anyone other than experienced law enforcement officers. "Ronbo" was last seen by Secret Service agents in San Diego, California, but may have departed for Nevada or Utah.
"RONBO" THE ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE - $25 MILLION REWARD FOR INFORMATION LEADING TO HIS ARREST
2 comments:
Holy Camels! Greatest blog I've read today! What's sad is sometime in the near fascist future this could be true!
Ronbo only took a little liberty with this article, because, as is well known, the Secret Service (SS) takes a rather dim view of his right to freedom of speech under the First Amendment to the U.S. Constitution, and have sent SS agents thousands of miles to tell him to "tone it down."
Of course, the fascist pigs of the Left were allowed to threaten with death former President George W. Bush in hate filled books, movies and on DAILY KOS without penalty by the dread SS whose supervisors considered such talk, "innocent political discourse."
I'll tell you what - All members of the SS - I mean down to the lowest file clerks - better pray that opponents to fascism such as Ronbo never come to power.
Such patriots have long memories...and never forget the name and address of a traitor to the American Republic.
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