January 24, 2010
By Snarky Basterd
You’ve gotta be kidding me! SubZero really earns his new nickname for this one. I hope the kids pelted him with spit balls. You just can’t make shit like this up!
UPDATE: Apparently it was a 6th-grade class. (Thanks, Freepers!) My initial intel had it being a 1st-grade class; I’ve corrected the title. Here’s the original source of the images. They are, indeed, real.
UPDATE 2: If you look at the source link, you’ll see the kids are older than first graders. However, my missus speculates they held the event in a first-grade, or even a kindergarten, classroom because they’re typically large classrooms.
Or maybe SubZero really is an idiot.
UPDATE 3: Okay. I’m a dumbass. A reader correctly pointed out that the pResident is clearly speaking to the LSM in these photos … who, we must all admit, happen to have the intellectual ability of a 6th-grade education or less. So it appears that truth isn’t better than fiction after all. Which makes me happy I’m a satirist because satirists clearly have more fun than anyone from the LSM. After all, you’d be hard pressed to find a member of the LSM to admit they fucked up.
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