LEFTISTS ARE ABNORMAL (DIDN'T WE ALWAYS KNOW IT?)

VICE PRESIDENT ABBIE NORMAL

Scientists at UC San Diego and Harvard University have discovered the genetic abnormality that, when mixed with obsessive extraversion in youth, causes one to become liberal.

Now that we know the problem, we can begin working toward a cure.

“We will restore science to its rightful place…” – Barack Obama, January 20, 2009

Apparently, it’s rightful place is finding out what’s wrong with him.

According to scientists at UC San Diego and Harvard University, “ideology is affected not just by social factors, but also by a dopamine receptor gene called DRD4.” That and how many friends you had during high school.

The study was led by UCSD’s James Fowler and focused on 2,000 subjects from the National Longitudinal Study of Adolescent Health. Scientists matched the subjects’ genetic information with “maps” of their social networks. According to researchers, they determined that people “with a specific variant of the DRD4 gene were more likely to be liberal as adults.” However, the, subjects were only more likely to have leanings to the left if they were also socially active during adolescence.

“It is the crucial interaction of two factors — the genetic predisposition and the environmental condition of having many friends in adolescence — that is associated with being more liberal,” according to the study.

I’m not sure, but it appears that DRD4 works by blocking the logic and reason receptors in the brain.

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