
That's right, boys and girls, its that time of year again! Time to make fun of Mahound, his vile book full of lies and his satanic moon god, allah.
This time we'll be doing both - draw Mahound and burn his filthy koran. Or you could draw Mahound burning his koran himself!
If it goes according to plan, Santa will bring us all some nice presents ... in the form of arselifters going berserk! But, don't forget, Santa knows who's been naughty and who's been nice. He's got a list and he'll be checking it twice. Dhimmis will get crossed off faster than Rudolf can flash his nose.
So get out your art supplies, your computers, your cameras or your video cameras. Burn your korans over your Yule logs or use them to smoke your Christmas hams. Draw Mahound on butcher's paper - preferably stained with pig fat.
Then leave your burnt offerings for Santa to find. Stuff your drawings and video tapes into your Christmas stockings hanging over your fireplaces. Do this by Christmas Eve to avoid disappointment. Alternately, send them to Santa at the North Pole. You have two months from today to prepare.
And, in the meantime, don't forget you can use the koran as an alternative to toilet paper. Keep a copy or two in the bathroom, right next to the toilet.
This time we'll be doing both - draw Mahound and burn his filthy koran. Or you could draw Mahound burning his koran himself!
If it goes according to plan, Santa will bring us all some nice presents ... in the form of arselifters going berserk! But, don't forget, Santa knows who's been naughty and who's been nice. He's got a list and he'll be checking it twice. Dhimmis will get crossed off faster than Rudolf can flash his nose.
So get out your art supplies, your computers, your cameras or your video cameras. Burn your korans over your Yule logs or use them to smoke your Christmas hams. Draw Mahound on butcher's paper - preferably stained with pig fat.
Then leave your burnt offerings for Santa to find. Stuff your drawings and video tapes into your Christmas stockings hanging over your fireplaces. Do this by Christmas Eve to avoid disappointment. Alternately, send them to Santa at the North Pole. You have two months from today to prepare.
And, in the meantime, don't forget you can use the koran as an alternative to toilet paper. Keep a copy or two in the bathroom, right next to the toilet.
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1 comments:
I hope everyone has some fun with this.
I was also thinking of making a Mahound snowman and a little Aisha snowgirl, but I don't have the luxury of snow where I live.
If anyone's up for it, take photos or videos of them and I'll be happy to put them up.
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