
Reading unbelievably stupid crap like this in the article below written by a UNITED STATES SENATOR at the beginning of one of the coldest winters in a century that may herald the start of a New Ice Age who speaks in favor of The Great Global Warming Hoax that was exposed last year in the Climategate scandal, sends this Freedom Fighter into a towering rage where he thinks fondly of the bloody days of the French Revolution where the collectivist, clueless, corrupt and degenerate French ruling class who had ruined France were executed in their thousands by the revolutionists.
Dear Santa Claus,
I am writing out of concern, because you may have to move from the North Pole due to the dramatic melting of Arctic sea ice. The Navy's chief oceanographer says that by the summer of 2020 the North Pole may not have summer ice and other scientists project that an ice-free Arctic is possible as soon as 2012!
Scientists overwhelmingly agree that polar ice is melting because of greenhouse gas pollution and I am working hard to reduce these emissions. But there is probably nothing we can do in time to save the North Pole. I am worried about your safety and your ability to deliver billions of Christmas gifts if the ice cap on the North Pole no longer stays frozen all year. What will happen to your house, your workshop, the elves' houses and your reindeer barns?
I want you to know that if you want to relocate to the beautiful state of New Jersey, I would be proud to assist you. But given the climate you are accustomed to, I will understand if you would like to relocate to the South Pole. Just be sure not to move to the Antarctic Peninsula or West Antarctic ice sheet, areas that are also experiencing rapid ice melt.
Please know that I will work to mobilize the U.S. federal government to assist when you relocate. I am sure we can both agree that on a warming planet, we need to do all we can to save Christmas.
Sincerely,
Robert Menendez
U.S. Senator
US Senator Writes Letter to Santa About Global Warming… No, Seriously
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