Monday, October 20, 2014


We all know that it is a sin for an Islamic male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does.
So next July 4th at 12:00 PM EDT, all American women are asked to walk out of their houses completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood Muslims. Also, it is highly recommended that American women circle their block comlpetely in the nude for one hour in this Maximum Patriotic Effort.
All American men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their houses to prove they are not Muslims, and to demonstrate that they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wives to show support for all American women.
In addition, since the Koran also does not approve of alcohol or pork, a cold six-pack and a pet pig at the side of all Real American Men is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment and American patriotism.
Uncle Sam appreciates in advance your efforts to root out Muslims and applauds your participation in this First National Anti-Isalm Activity.
God bless America!
Up The Republic!
And don't forget to get your lady in shape for July 4, 2015

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