Monday, June 08, 2015



For a guy and his girlfriend with two kids
Follow these proven steps.

1. Don't get married to her.
2. Always have your mail sent to your mom's address.
3. The guy buys a house.
4. Guy rents house to his girlfriend who has 2 of his kids.
5. Section 8 will pay $900 a month for a 3 bedroom home.
6. Girlfriend signs up for Obamacare so guy doesn't
have to pay for family health insurance.
7. Girlfriend gets to go to college for free being a single mother
8. Girlfriend gets $600 a month for food stamps
9. Girlfriend gets free cell phone
10. Girlfriend gets free utilities.
11. Guy moves into home but continues to have his mail sent to
his moms house.
12. Girlfriend claims one kid and guy claims one kid on taxes.
Now both the guy and the girl friend file seperately and get
to claim head of household for a $1800 tax credit each.
13. Girlfriend gets disability for being "crazy" or having a "bad back"
or something for a $1800/mo government subsidy and never has to work again.

This plan is perfectly legal and is being executed now by millions of people.

A married couple with a stay at home mom yields $0 dollars in government

But an unmarried couple as described above, with
a stay at home mom nets:
$21600 disability +
$10800 free housing +
$ 6000 free Obamacare +
$ 6000 free food +
$ 4800 free utilities +
$ 6000 Pell Grant money to spend +
$12000 a year in college tuition free from Pell Grant +
$ 8800 tax benefit for being a single mother
. Total:
$76,000 a year in benefits

Any idea why the country is $18 + trillion in deb

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