Wednesday, July 22, 2015

SAN FRANCISCO WOMAN SUES PLANNED PARENTHOOD FOR HER DEAD BABY PARTS


A California woman is suing Rocky Romance Planned Parenthood for selling her dead baby parts to Mengele Research Institution in Berlin, Germany for $29.95 plus shipping costs. 
Sue Lyons, the angry woman, has filed a lawsuit accusing Planned Parenthood of failing to report they had sold her dead baby parts without her permission or knowledge. The one million dollar suit is for negligence, extreme and outrageous conduct, and negligent affliction of emotional distress.
Said Ms. Lyons to this reporter, "The nerve of those people! I'm a highly paid porno star who only makes it with the best hung and most beautiful adult male stars! If I'd known a person could make money selling my five penis rated dead baby parts to the Krauts, I could have done a hellva lot better than a lousy $29.95 plus shipping!"
A spokesman for the Rocky Romance Planned Parenthood Clinic in downtown San Diego near the smelly horse slaughterhouse had no comment.

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