Saturday, September 19, 2015
CHICOM PRESIDENT XI JINPING (PRONOUNCED "SEE JIM PEEING") TO VISIT SEATTLE NEXT WEEK
THE LOCALS IN SEATTLE WILL NOT BE HAPPY CAMPERS NEXT WEEK, BUT AT LEAST THE CHINESE EMPEROR DIDN'T BRING HIS MILITARY WITH HIM FOR THE INVASION AND OCCUPATION OF NORTHWEST AMERICA...THIS TIME!
The area from Fourth to Seventh avenues and from Lenora Street to Olive Way will be closed during the visit. Pedestrians will have to pass a police security checkpoint to enter the area. Even the South Lake Union streetcar will be affected.