Tuesday, May 23, 2017
THE DEATH OF AGENT 007 IN SWITZERLAND
Her Majesty's Secret Service sadly announces the death of Agent 007 of natural causes on a vacation in Switzerland. James Bond is at last done in not by SMESH or the KGB, but by cancer that gets us all if we live long enough. However, like we say after the death of Britain's king or queen, "James Bond is dead. Long live Agent 007!" The man with a deadly aim for enemies of the State and a license to kill them.